people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
*thinks about you*
*doesn’t text you*
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies